Dear Cat
It happens quite often that you're just sitting in the middle of the floor and staring at me. Just stare. In several minutes. I wonder, what's that about? It kinda creepys the hell out of me.
Sincerly
Your Human
Dear Human
I'm testing if I'm superman and my eyes are death rays. My scientific experiments have shown, however, I do not possess these powers. Yet. A strong counter-evidence for this is that you try to pet me instead of burning up. More tests are needed.
Sincerly
The Cat
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