Dear Cat
I see that your hobby of killing things is still a lively and active hobby. This time you stashed your very dead mouse in the corner under a box and it took me at least 2 days to find out what the source of the fowl smell came from. I starting to lean towards getting a dog.
Sincerly
//The Cat Owner
Dear Human
A dog is a smelly and dirty animal with no sens of finess when it come to what they drag into the house. At least I don't go roll in other cats poo or eat my own vomit.
Sincerly
//The Cat
Dear Cat
Perhaps I should get a hamster...
Sincerly
/Cat Owner
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