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Friday, 3 January 2014

About mice... again...

Dear Cat
Seams we have to have a new talk about your hobby of killing things. Yes, it wearn't alive and tortured/slaughtered in my livingroom this time. Leaving it's head in my shoes does feel a little too "Godfather"-like for my taste though. If you are trying to tell me something... I have the same policy as the government, I do not give in for terrorist threats.
//Sincerely
The Cat Owner


Dear Human
Let me just quote the american president George Bush: "We do not create terrorism by fighting the terrorists. We invite terrorism by ignoring them."
Sincerly 
//The Cat


Dear Cat
Don't even got me started. Just skip the mouse head or I skip your dinner.
Sincerly 
//The cat Owner

Dear Human
Ghandi was not your biggest hero, was he?
Sincerly
//The Cat

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