Dear Cat
When I got home today all the cabinet doors where open, including the door to the broom closet. All things in the broom closet which include the entire box with small nails were thrown out on the floor and in addition sommebody had had the bad taste to use their tiny claws to shred the unused dust bags, so now they are useless. Due to a lot of black cat hair on the towel you are on probable suspicion and I demand an apology.
Sincerely Cat Owner
Dear Human
I was bored.
Sincerely The Cat
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