About love

Dear Cat

I noticed that you go outside when it rains, come in wet, use me as a napkin and then leave me again. Is that all I am for you? A napkin? I thought you loved me?
Sincerly
/Your Owner
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Dear Human
You are so much more to me than a napkin.
Sincerly
/The Cat
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Dear Cat
Awwww! That is sooo cute!
Hugs
/Your human

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Dear Human
You are also two hands that pour up the food,  the one that cleans my litterbox, the one that pets me when I want to, something I can sharpen my claws at and you make funny noise when I creep up behind you in the dark and stroke my slef at your legs.
Sincerly
The Cat
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That's not love. That's you seeing me as a slave. Or a piece of furniture...
/Cat Owner
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Yes..?
/The cat