Dear Cat
It's very nice that you wanted to bring my guests a welcome gift when they stayed the weekend. Unfortunatly I do not think that they really was impressed by that half dead mouse you droped on the carpet. A stuffed toy next time perhaps? Or just a simple "Hello!" might do a better impression.
Sincerly
The Catowner
Dear Human
As my big hero said: To belive in something and not to live it is dishonest.
Sincerly
The Cat
Dear Cat
Stop quoting Ghandi. You found that on a t-shirt and have no clue what that mean.
S.
/Your Human
Mental note to self:
Bring a dead bird next time.
/The Cat
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