Dear Cat
Yes, it's New Year's Eve and the neighbors bang with fireworks. Does that really mean you have lying on my head and keep your claws into my scalp all night? It hurts quite a bit.
Sincerely Cat Owner
Dear Human
It's war! You get to choose, claws in the scalp and no pillow or go out and convince your neighbors to stop firing their weapons. Your head is soothing, especially your hair. Live with it.
Sincerely cat
Dear Cat
To get people to stop using fireworks on New Years Eve is just as difficult as achieving world peace. I use the patch tomorrow. Sleep well, little kitty.
Hug from Your Human
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